Light Bulb Jokes

Buffalonians to Crew in Lightbulb

Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in.

Anonymous

Californians Screw in Light Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

Anonymous

Senior Citizens to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

Anonymous
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