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Science Fiction Writers to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to say, "In 1876, Jules Verne had the first intimations that electrostatic power was a viable energy alternative. Hitherto, the only sources ..."
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Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb
Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A None. Thats what rednecks are for.
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Heavy Metal Fans to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"
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