West Coast Colleges to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties.

Dylan Fans to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Light Bulb - Sado-Masochists

Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.