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The Lead Singer
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
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Light Bulb - Straight San Franciscans
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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Conductors Change a Bulb
Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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