Chill Outside

Yo mama so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Yo Mama - Chia Pet

Yo mama so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

Yo Family Is So Poor...

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"