Where Else to Play

Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."

Hangs With Musicians

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Is This Seat Empty?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.