Introduce Lawyers

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so skanky, when yo daddy suggested doggy style, she laid down and licked her balls.

The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.