Nice Legs

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." 

Yo Mama - Bluebell

Yo mama so fat when she went on a diet, Bluebell Ice-cream went out of business.

Yo Mama - Baptism

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at Seaworld.