The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.

Girl at the Bar

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Yo Mama - Sandbox

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a kid, cats tried to bury her in the sandbox.