Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"

Yo Mama - Fix It Felix

Yo mama is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Brunette Barbie

Q:  Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
A:  Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.