Insult: Marriage

Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

Insult: Blue Book

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"