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Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers Getting Robbed
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand. Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
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Lawyer and Buffalo
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Like A Cow
The judicial process is like a cow. The public is impaled on its horns, the government has it by the tail, and all the while the lawyers are milking it.
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