Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"

Yo Mama - Outer Space

Yo mama so fat, she has her own orbit.

Yo Mama - Green Grass

Yo mama so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."