Funny Thoughts - Fat Insult Jokes

Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Yo Momma - Measurements

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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