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Rock Your World

Baby, I'll rock your world so hard it'll put Pluto back into the solar system!

Anonymous

Today's Entry

Unless you give me your number, today's entry will be about poor customer service and my cats. Again.

Anonymous

Astronaut O-Ring

Please let me seal off your O-ring.

Anonymous
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