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Create a Hallmark Moment!
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Bumper Stickers
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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- Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Life is too complicated in the morning.
- All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
- The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
- My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ... I'm sure going to miss her.
- Ask me about my vow of silence.
- Today's subliminal message is: ( )
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