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Create a Hallmark Moment!

Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:

  • "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
  • "I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."
  • "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"
  • "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
  • "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
  • "Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!"
  • "Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"
  • "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
  • "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine."
  • "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
  • "The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!"

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