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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Scottish Jokes
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Rolling Stones V Scotsman
Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."
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History of the Bagpipes
Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.
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