Polish Plane Crash

Q: Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
A: The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

Literal Actions

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! " One of the guys says, "The sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!"

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!