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Communism
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon. Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic. "I'm sorry," says Socialism, "I was standing in line for sausage." Capitalism says "What's a line?" And Communism says "What's a sausage?"
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UK Sex
Q: What's the hot new sexual position for people in the UK?
A: The Brexit - you promise to pull out but you don’t.
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The Lizard of Oz!
Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
A: The Lizard of Oz!
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