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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
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German Oven
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
A: It seats 500.
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German Pastor
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
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