Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Phone Calls in Hell

There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
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Submitted BY: alanwake

Medical Technology Advances

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology from their countries. "In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks." "That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday."
"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an asshole from Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Naming Chinese Babies

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Riddles
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