Drug Jokes - Cocaine Jokes

Whitney Houston Ending on a High Note

After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note... or did she? The tox report is still pending.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Rehab Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Submitted BY: whosrushin

George W - College Days

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisers, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems. "Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college." "It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes)
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Anonymous

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
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