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Matzo Ball & LSD
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
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Wrong Road
My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Drug Events
Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.
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