Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Screwing the Same Chick

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up. Having no way of knowing which was the father, the two mates chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard. Several months passed without either of the mates hearing from the chick, so one of them decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy. The next day, the other dude got a call from his mate. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the mate said on the telephone. "Well, give me the good news first," replied the other. "The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply. "And the bad news?" "Mine died."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes)
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Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Blonde is Pregnant

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Riddles
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