Crossing The Street

Q: Two tampons were crossing the street, when they see a friend, which one waves?
A: Neither one, they are both stuck up bitches.

Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."

Blonde Period

Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.