Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Off Work

My boss said, "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."
I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

Anonymous

Social Distancing

My girlfriend and I have been practicing social distancing since the start of the pandemic.
She calls it a restraining order for some weird reason.

Anonymous

Next Covid

Can we all just behave and get Omicron under control?  Because the next strain is probably Pi and we all know how long that will go on.

Submitted BY: MEG
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