Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Quick Thinking

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now
But you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it.

Anonymous

Pfizer Covid Vaccine

Pfizer is the same company that created Viagra.  Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they should certainly be able to protect the living.

Submitted BY: RichK

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.

Submitted BY: MEG
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