Curing a Cough

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once." "Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily. "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He’s afraid to cough."

Yo Mama - Giving Birth

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

Yo Mama - Farting

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.