Politically Correct Country Club

Q: Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politically correct?
A: Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

Job Interview

"Name?"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Again please"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Sir, are you a stutterer?"
"No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"