From The Life of The Insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"

Unrest Room

Q: What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.