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Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes

Stapling Babies
Q: What is more fun that stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off.
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What Is 18 Inches Long
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
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No Foolin
Q: Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
A: Because they weren't born yesterday...
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Submitted BY: IsThatWaffles10