Cross the Road Jokes

Zombie Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.

Anonymous

Road Closed

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

Anonymous

Stoner Cross the Road

Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?

Anonymous
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