Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken Music

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? 
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.

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Skeleton - Crossing

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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Pay Attention

Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
A: Dead.

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