Blonde Expecting Hello

A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!" The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"

Apprehended -Riddles

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: No. But I've been swung around by the tits.

Blonde Like a Stamp

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'em, stick'em and send 'em on their way!