Swimming the English Channel

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

Brainwashing

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.  "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked. "Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."