Blondes Lightning

Q: Why did the blonde like lightning?
A: She thought someone was taking her picture.

Blonde - Sleeping Pills

Q: Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

Blonde at School

Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"  Mum replies, "yes dear"
Day 2: "We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"  Mum replies, "yes dear".
Day 3:  "We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"  Mum replies, "No dear, it's because your 25.