Blonde - Topless

A blonde and a brunette walk into the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they were stuck. Soon after, the blonde says, "Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down on our car!"

Blonde - Road Trip

There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can turn the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"

Blondes Lightning

Q: Why did the blonde like lightning?
A: She thought someone was taking her picture.