Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

Getting a Blonde on the Roof

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

Anonymous

Blondes Love Lightning

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!

Anonymous

Telephone Company Productivity

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few. "Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."

Anonymous
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