Blonde - Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplants asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain here belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. And here we have a blonde's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

Blonde Goes Brunette

Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: When she trips over the cordless phone.

Meow Mix

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.