M&M Factory

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

Professional Courtesy?

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How ya doing?" She then wiggled her backside and walked off. "Who was that?" demanded the doctor's wife."Er- just a woman I met professionally." stammered the doctor. "Oh yeah?" his wife snarled. "In whose profession? Yours or hers?"

Blonds and Railroad Tracks

Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!