Being Direct

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

Frying Pan

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

A Visual

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!