Wheat Field Blonde

One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country... The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in a kayak. The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her, "Why is she in a boat out in a field of wheat? There is a lake right down the road!" And the Blonde replied... "Want me to swim out and tell her?"

Eternity

Q:  What do you call an eternity?
A:  Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Blondes to Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.