Blonde Jokes

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Odd Group in a Bar

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Blonde Jokes
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Sleeping With A Ruler

Q: Why did the blonde sleep with a ruler?
A: Because she wanted to see how long she slept.
 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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What Did You Win?

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!" The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!" By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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