Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blonde and Dwarf

A dwarf is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
"Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going," yells the dwarf.
The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a blonde." The dwarf replies, "Not from where I'm standing."

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Blonde Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A:  So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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On The House

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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