Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Two Blondes Were Facing Each Other

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the other blonde, "Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim. Please tell me how you did this! "The second blonde then says, "But you ARE on the other side!"

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Blonde Dies Her Hair

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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Fill Er Up!

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "Eleventh!" she replied. (Did I mention she was also Blonde?)

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