Blonde Skating

Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.

22 Bus Twice

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Stumping the Devil

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question -- to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well -- but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. "Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" "That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." "No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!"