Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Lipstick

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

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Hurt Blondes

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Skydiving

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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