12 in a Bar

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman. 

Man In Pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The bartender replies. "15 people playing darts." The man says, "Get them a pint too." Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?" The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco." The man says, "Get them a drink too." The bartender says, "That will be $328 please." The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me." The bartender says, "If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck." The man says, "I've all ready been there."

Hey Bartender

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... Five beers please.