Pirate Bar

A pirate walks into a bar and  the bartender says, "Hey pirate, what's with the paper towel on your head?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, I got a bounty on me head."

Three Democrats

Three Democrats walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Democrats here. "The Democrats say, "That's okay...we don't serve you either."

Radical Muslim in a Bar

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"