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First And Last Desk
Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
A: A semi-tone.
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FromThe Viola Section
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Answering Machine - Ride of the Valkyries
To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message...
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